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Old Phart Reserves
Always Ready! Old Fart Creed I am the Old Fart, the Legacy of Battle! I shoot straight though my knees rattle I have kept our Nation safe and free Thousands have stood with me Purchasing freedom with my blood My hand grenades work, they're not duds To tyrants, I am a force of torture To the fighting proud, the future Where the fighting is thick, I was born Body ripped, smashed and mind torn I would gladly fight today If the politicians would let me play I am the Old Fart! WATCH MY CHAIR! |