Andreacchio's Laws

ANDREACCHIO’S LAWS

I am not a lawyer, but I have my own laws. You’d do well to memorize them........IN ORDER:

Andreacchio’s First Law is:

“If someone says they are going to kill you and yours------believe them.”

Andreacchio’s Second Law is:

“Kill those in the First Law before they kill you.”

Andreacchio’s Third Law is:

My Third Law, I borrow from Nicolo Machiavelli: “If an injury has to be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.”

Andreacchio’s Fourth Law is:

“When in doubt………empty the magazine!”

Andreacchio’s Fifth Law is:

“When you have destroyed all the enemy’s buildings and are certain all the enemy is dead, then always remember to MTRB [Make The Rubble Bounce].”

Andreacchio’s Sixth Law is:

“Survivor guilt is what you feel when you've failed to kill ALL the enemy and you know that some survive.”

Andreacchio’s Seventh Law is:

“Ignore anyone who uses the words: ‘Over Kill.’ That’s Liberal code used to describe the death of anyone trying to kill Americans.”

Andreacchio’s Eighth Law is:

“A fair fight is one that you win, but if it really is a fair fight, you planned it wrong.”

Andreacchio’s Ninth Law is:

“It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.”

Andreacchio’s Tenth Law is:

“It is better to be judged by twelve then carried by six.”