Just Passing Through
They said it was improper
To fart in church that day
I said that I meant no offense
It just came out that way
You know God understands this
It's his design you see
I was properly repentant
And promptly took a knee
But as I kneeled to pray there
My trumpet spoke once more
And I could hear the sound
Of people moving towards the door
The minister was gagging
The organist was gassed
And I did not have the heart to say
My friends another's passed
The choirs retreat became a rout
The congregation fled
Said sorry Lord, just passing through
I understand he said
Delta Blue--Hallowed Ground
