My Sort o' Man

I don't believe in 'ristercrats
The plain ol' homelike sorter folks
O' course, I don't desire a man
But then I think all folks should know
When they air nice enough.
Now, there is folks in this here world,
Who want to be so awful nice
That's jest the thing that makes me sick,
I set it down that them same folks
Ain't half so good's you think.
I like to see a man dress nice,
In clothes becomin', too;
I like to see a woman fix
An' boys an' gals I like to see
Look fresh an' young an' spry,
We all must have our vanity
But I jedge no man by his clothes,
The man that wears the finest suit
May be the biggest scamp,
An' he whose limbs are clad in rags
That make a mournful sight,
In life's great battle may have proved
I don't believe in 'ristercrats;
That lies upon the healthful cheek
An' speaks the honest man;
I like to grasp the brawny hand
That labor's lips have kissed,
For he who has not labored here
Life's greatest pride has missed,
The pride to feel that yo'r own strength
Has cleaved fur you the way
To heights to which you were not born,
But struggled day by day.
What though the thousands sneer an' scoff,
An' scorn yo'r humble birth?
Kings are but subjects; you are king
The man who simply sits an' waits
Ain't worth the breath that one would take
Fur good ain't flowin' round this world
You've got to put yo'r see-ers on,
Good goes with honesty, I say,
To rich an' poor alike it brings
The 'ristercrats ain't got it all,
Fur much to their su'prise,
That's one of earth's most blessed things