Really, Saddam

Saddam, it's sad, dam sad,

the way you look is pretty bad -

Imagine, a famous leader like you

hiding in a spider hole, out of view.

Everyone's a thief in your beady eyes.

Now, Saddam, even you must realize

that not everyone's a thief, and even so,

torture and hangings aren't the way to go.

Would you judge yourself, as you did them?

Do you still see yourself in the same old light

Or is the light beginning to grow dim?

Old Saddam, you're a coward; you did not fight.

You said I want to "negotiate."

Negotiate what, you reprobate?

You're a strange and cruel man

and I can't pretend to comprehend

how you came to be this way.

But you will be treated better in the end

than the ones you killed, tortured and maimed

I think a deep hole was the right place for you

I mean, really, Saddam, aren't you ashamed?

I cannot even pray for you

and I'm sure you wouldn't want it

You committed unspeakable acts on men

you waved your rifle; your power was flaunted.

Now, if only we can find

Osama Bin Laden - who's next in line

The two of you could share a cell

and live side by side in a fiery Hell.

Saddam, immediately after being captured by US Forces.