Spotted Asses of Ismay

In the Southeastern plains of Montana

At the home of the Spotted Ass

Where cowboys wear a bandana

Where the transportation burns grass

At a ranch where asses are spotted

Where a smith hammers out iron shoes

If you sign on the line that is dotted

You can have your own spotted ass too

In the small community of Ismay

Where donkeys have the run of the town

You can ride from Friday to Monday

On a donkey that is red, white and brown

The song of the noble spotted ass

Is music to the tone deaf ear

To ride one shows high class

If you ride without spilling your beer

Come ride the spotted asses for fun

Listen to their melodious song

Ride into the Montana setting sun

But don't stay in the saddle too long